You like your iPad or Android tablet, right? You love it so much that you want to make sweet, sweet love to it, right? With the FleshLiPad, you can securely strap a Fleshlight to your tablet and hump it like a dog while looking at porn or Steve Jobs keynotes or whatever.
The pads of Chrome’s fingers brushed against Explorer’s making him/her shudder with anticipation.
It had been so long since anyone had touched him/her so intimately. Explorer had been alone for far too long—he/she could barely remember the days before Mozilla and Safari. The days before his/her exile.
But there was something about Chrome, whose gentle touch refreshed Explorer’s very being.
“I am going to fuck the Bing out of you,” whispered Chrome, as he/she inserted the Google add on.
This one was for you Mel.
I’M GOING TO FUCK THE BING OUT OF YOU
i
can’t
and then i began to legit ship internet browsers
First launched in 1977, NASA’s Voyager I spacecraft has seen a lot of things in its long journey from Earth. And now, as it nears the heliopause, it will soon be the first manmade object to leave the solar system and venture into deep space.
Ocarina of Time music played on a real double ocarina
Left up right, left up right…
Women should look like women. A piece of cardboard has no sexuality. - Alexander McQueen
Cream hand-painted leather dress from Sarabande, spring 2007
(Source: foudre)
